Road Pizza          by Paul "Thatch" Thatcher,   Summer 1990

    Key: C
    Time: 4/4
    
    Chords:     |: G G G G | D D F C :|

    Backup Vocals: "road pizza on the side of the ro-oad" starting on
        2nd beat ( or first back-beat )

    Lyrics:

        I got a story should not have been told
        All about road pizza on the side of the road  (backup vocals)

        See them vultures cruisin low
        lookin for pizza on the side of the road

        Look at that cow, watch him explode
        Now he's road pizza on the side of the road

        Takin my Stingray out for a ride
        Ran down a creature with rattlesnake hide

        There's some guts from the rabbit I squashed
        When I get home my car needs a wash

        Drivin along heard somethin go splat
        Had to turn around make sure it was flat

        See that turtle gettin the squeeze
        Looks like road pizza with extra cheeze.

        Should have stopped but then he goed
        Now he's road pizza on the side of the road.

        Fred Flintstone drivin down the street
        Makin road pizza with his feet !

        Saw some road pizza down by the river
        Had to wonder (if) do they deliver

        See that squirrel flyin through the air
        Got hit by the drummer that plays for Big Hair.

        See those homeboys in the pickup truck
        Watch em smile when they run over that duck.

        See the trooper ridin on a pony
        Now he looks just like pepperoni

        Road pizza at the side of the road
        got hit by the guy from Dominoes.

        Pizza is best with 5 greasy meats
        This one has head, tail, and feet